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LL Choad Kazz

Also Known As: Whitey Tighty, 5 cents
Where Found: In the suburbs on his big wheel eating a popsicle
Threat Level: Pre-school
Mating Call: Dis B da neW Kazz ov 2008, dIs b 4 da Ladeez Yo
Natural Enemy: Spelling, Grammar and Intelligence... and his curfew.
Smells Like: Polo and Axe Body Spray for Wiggas
Is Attracted To: Black Men
Always Seen With: At least $40 in COLD HARD CASH.
If You See this Person: Bitch slap the little punk, throw him in your trunk and drop his skinny white ass off in a real hood. End of story.

Type: Gangster Choad
Web: http://www.myspace.com/kazztaur

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Well about me, First o' all I be da Kazztaur da Nerd Cruncher. I cant stand nerds. I play dis here game, World o' Warcraft an' it iz uh joke. I hope ta git pimp-tight gear an' crunch muh ma fuckin enemies Dizee, Livewire an' Tommycartel cuz dey iz fucking NERDS. I also love ta play uh little B-ball wiff muh ma fuckin homeboys in da hood. We jet riding around hood when not in skoo, but im gonna drop outta skoo soon. A True gangster nerd cruncher don' need it. LIFE AINT EASY AS A THUG.

About this Choad

This little whiteboy gangster poser wannabe showed up on the internet radar recently and became a freakshow hit on Digg. Here is his indecipherable response:
Ayo Digg.com dun FuCked wit da wRong G. aYo Its Me dat K, A to da DouBle Z n I cant help but V, some whiteyz Is tryin Ta diss me. Aight check it I wuZ showin off mah fame to some FYne Azz hunniez at mah crib, and I stumBle upon Dis here Digg.com site, man dis da nerdIezt fukIn a site a Brother could see. Mah BytchEz got turned on when I said watch How Big Papa Crunch handlez dem hataz. http://profilesblog.com/?p=4 http://digg.com/people/5_Myspace_Morons Dat B da site, i Iz callin all you neRdz who took part in makin this to step UP And DO SomEthin, dont be hidin behind some Digg.com, outta rename dat shit to nerdz.com. Hidin behind day keyboArds talkin shyt. But Ya SEe da nerDz from digs is just JealOuz dat I get mo Poon in OnE night den Dat entiRe populaTion COM-B-INED bitchEz. Da MyspAce nigGaz is gun invade dis site, you CrackZ got somEthin to say hit up mah Voice CommenTz, o some shyt. CheCk Yoself befo u WRecK yoself. PaYCE

The funniest part is that he's an AVID World of Warcraft player and still a virgin. True story.