Islamochoad

• Also Known As: Mahmoud al-Jaffri al-Kindar al-WTF al-Somethingorother
• Where Found: The desert. Tents, caves, souks, the University of Wisconsin at Madison. Taxis.
• Threat Level: Although RageBoy talks a good game, he'd never actually “do” anything. (An Islamist is a Muslim who wants to send other Muslims to their deaths.)
• Occupation: Currently unemployed. But he has an Associates Degree in Hostile Foreign Banner Combustion (i.e. "flag burning").
• Mating Call: “Put your burka on, woman! I can see your nose! You are shameless! SHAMELESS!”
• Natural Enemy: Societies that have advanced beyond the 12th century; breath mints. Women. Women with jobs. Women in hip-hugger jeans. Women...
• Smells Like: Five-day-old couscous marinaded in eight-day-old goat's milk (with a dash of nutmeg).
• Is Attracted To: A mythical dar-al-Islam that flourished before the Godless forces of the Infidel West intervened and introduced tooth brushes and long pants.
• Always Seen With: His best friend Hakim. When Mahmoud needs to light a Molotov cocktail, Hakim is right there ready to flic the Bic.
• If You See this Person: Your first impulse might be to call DHS or the FBI, but you'd only get their voice mails, and it's doubtful they'd be very interested anyway.

• Type: Other
• Web: http://www.slate.com/id/2169020/

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