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Vin Choadle

Also Known As: xXx, Vin Diesel
Where Found: Spouting tough-guy cliches, choading his muscles, looking stupid while doing stupid choadish stuff, hanging wit' the other choads.
Threat Level: HIGH - high exposure due to shitty choadly movies; large muscles provide powerful anti-anti-choad defenses to this choad.
Occupation: Allegedly, actor. In reality, uber-choad.
Mating Call: "Buuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Natural Enemy: Good taste, quality scripts, original ideas.
Smells Like: A dead fish that's been left in the sun for a week, then shat on by an ape who only eats eggs.
Is Attracted To: Himself.
Always Seen With: Shit tattoos.
If You See this Person: 1) Insert clip 2) Safety off 3) Select autofire 4) Engage choad

Type: Celebrity Choad

Recently Quoted

“You break her heart, I'll break your neck.” “I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds or least I'm free nothing else matter” “Then I went to Europe and returned to the preparation of the Hannibal character. So I went hiking up into the Alps. I was deeply engaged in weapons training, riding elephants.”