Papa (Poetry) Choad
- Also Known As: Ginger Choad, Blue Choad, Red Choad, Left Choad, Poetry Choad
- Where Found: This is a solo red-choad, infiltrates all levels of non-choad safe zones. Spreads Choad freedom. Writes poems.
- Threat Level: Maximum - seen deep in Choad Safe Zones, writes many poems.
- Occupation: Poet - laments the Choad's struggle to freedom and daily oppression
- Mating Call: Chikka Chikka Chikka Choad! Chi-chi-chi-Choad! (Sharp trill at dusk)
- Natural Enemy: Other Choads, remember this Choad operates solo! (carries a notepad for freedom)
- Smells Like: Galangal and Parmesan (scent gland)
- Is Attracted To: The promise of freedom, odes, sonnets, carpe diems, terza rima, limericks
- Always Seen With: Deep gaze, moleskin notepad, ginger complexion
- If You See this Person: Maintain a strong will, and don't look into its eyes
Recently Quoted
"Ya smack a nuver Choad bruva, and ya better duck for cuva - ba dun b fooled i got no allegiance - i comin straight at cha"
About this Choad
Chances are you have met this Choad but have no memory of it - rap, rhythm, conversational hypnotism, poetry - this Choad slips in and out of you like a sausage down a hallway, leaving only the smell of burnt ginger and unease. Watch this Choad, because its watching you.
12:20 PM | 1-21-2009
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