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Self-Important Choad

  • Also Known As: Christian Bale, Momma Beater, Batman, John Conner, Captain F-Bomb
  • Where Found: On the set of big budget action movies screaming at the useless minions that are trying to make him look good.
  • Threat Level: Fucking Asshole
  • Occupation: Diva
  • Mating Call: Do you know who the fuck I am?
  • Natural Enemy: Directors of Photography, Anyone who looks him directly in the eye
  • Smells Like: No one has been able to get close enough to tell.
  • Is Attracted To: Misery
  • Always Seen With: out a smile.
  • If You See this Person: Just do your fucking job and shut the fuck up.

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(EDITED) "Although I don't feel that I need to explain myself- all artists will sympathize, I imagine, I will do so nonetheless. Some people have interpreted my passion for art as a tantrum from a spoiled primo don. Nothing could be further from the truth. People go to Batman and Terminator movies to see me act.I was also feeling a little upset because the guy washing my Porsche put cherry perfume on my carpet instead of new-car, the asshole. One more guy looking for work."

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Kick your fuckin’ ass! I want you off this fuckin’ set, you prick! No don’t just be sorry, THINK for one fuckin’ second!
What the FUCK are you doing? Are you a professional or not? Do I fuckin’ walk around and rip down - no shut the fuck up Bruce - no! NO! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your fuckin’ lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walkin’ right through? Ah, duh-duh, duh, duh, like this in the background. What the FUCK is it with you? What don’t you FUCKIN’ understand? You got ANY fuckin’ idear about “Hey, it’s fuckin’ distracting!” having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the fuckin’ SCENE! GIMMEE A FUCKIN’ ANSWER! WHAT DON’T YOU GET ABOUT IT? OHHHH, GOOOOOD FOR YOU. And how was it? I hope it was fuckin’ good because it’s useless now, isn’t it? For FUCK’s sake, man, you’re amateur. McG, you got fuckin’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be fuckin’ watchin, and keepin’ an eye on him!This is the second time that he doesn’t give a FUCK about what’s goin’ on in front of the camera! Alright? I’m trying to fuckin’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the fuck is Shane walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there? Do you understand, my mind is not IN the scene if you’re doin’ that.” Stay off the fuckin’ set man. For FUCK’s sake. Right, let’s go again. Let’s not take a fuckin’ minute! Let’s GO AGAIN! And let’s not have YOU fuckin’ walkin’ in! Can I have time-a put this on please? Time wardrobe please, can we have time for wardrobe?
You’re unbelievable man. You’re unfuckin believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-fuckin’ round in the background. I never had a DP behave like this. Ah, you don’t fuckin’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors. That’s what that is. THAT’s what that IS, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you! You wouldna done that otherwise! I’m gonna fuckin’ kick your fuckin’ ass, you don’t shut up for a second, alright?
Choad Network ID: 57130 Submitted By: GreatArchitect
Choad File Views: 304 Date Submitted: 02-18-2009
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Kerplooey

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4:59 PM | 2-18-2009

LOL nice. And FIRST!

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WonderWoman

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5:24 PM | 2-18-2009

Holy crap. Is this verbatim? TELL me this is paraphrased...

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GreatArchitect

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10:14 AM | 2-19-2009

It's verbatim... both quotes. But you should totally check out the link.

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