dminusk
- Also Known As: The Twitter King, Kelso, Demi Moore's kid, The Lucky Idiot.
- Where Found: Hollywoodland
- Threat Level: Boring
- Occupation: Professional Twitterer
- Mating Call: Cha-ching!
- Natural Enemy: Good taste, CNN, An Academy Award.
- Smells Like: Teen spirit, easy money and old lady juice.
- Is Attracted To: Old lady juice.
- Always Seen With: A stupid grin and a godawful trucker hat.
- If You See this Person: You just got Punk'd. No seriously, it means you just contributed to his success somehow.
Recently Quoted
"I really believe in the Freudian idea that every man wants a woman who's like his mother"
"I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and feel like a caveman."
About this Choad
What more can really be said about this lord of the douche? He's extraordinarily wealthy but no one can really figure out why. He's the most popular person on Twitter but he's got nothing of value to say. What really is the point of Ashton Kutcher?
