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Mr. Megalomaniac Supreme, Sir Choad Choadingtun Esquire

  • Also Known As: Sonny Fitzgerald, Lord of the Choads, Choadwellington
  • Where Found: San Diego, California
  • Threat Level: severe
  • Occupation: Never worked a day in his 39 years of existance, Claiming to be a private investigator
  • Natural Enemy: Intelligence, Maturity
  • Smells Like: smegma aka shmegma, rotting maggots inside of clam sauce
  • Is Attracted To: anyone who he can receive financial gain
  • Always Seen With: A look of undeserved pride
  • If You See this Person: Turn around or laugh out loud

About this Choad

Yes, this is him in front of a pawn store with a guitar he paid $15,000 for from Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, put two in two together guys, there went the guitar into that pawn store. This punkass has been known to say he would rather hold one of his guitars than his daughter or any othe loved one. This megalochoad has claimed to be in bands he was not in so many times that he believed himself. This choad was caught sucking another guy off on the floor of his condo. This choad thinks he is gods gift to women, and considers the song "You Got Lucky" by Tom Petty to be the anthem sung to every one of his EX girlfriends. Yes, Sir Sonny Fitzgerald, has posted a plethora of photos of women he paid to take pictures with him as well as cropped pictures from porn movies on his Myspace claiming he has screwed them. And last, but not least this choad has never worked a day in his life in his whole 39 years of existance claiming to be a private investigator and believes everyone owes him everything. Take a bow Lord of the Choads!

Choad Network ID: 57150 Submitted By: Deploradement
Choad File Views: 179 Date Submitted: 12-26-2009
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Kerplooey

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9:43 PM | 12-28-2009

Wow that guy is all kinds of Choad. Choadwellington indeed!

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Deploradement

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11:14 PM | 12-28-2009

yes indeed it was to my own misfortune to have come to know this "Choad-a-la-king" what a toxic waste of space!

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GreatArchitect

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4:58 PM | 12-29-2009

Wow, this guy is epic... an epic loser. Damn, I really wanted to see what the pics on his choadspace page were. Maybe I need to make a profile and 'befriend' him so I can belittle him some more.

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Deploradement to GreatArchitect

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12:12 AM | 12-31-2009

ha ha ha if you e-mail me @ deploradement@gmail.com I know his myspace password you can have a go at it I must admit I already "edited" a few things myself *ooops* It's not my style to do that, but in his case I made an exception

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