Total Wastes of Time
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I'm in the drive through line at a fast food restaurant last night hungrily anticipating my bucket of chicken when a white F-350 comes roaring through the parking lot, screeching to a halt 10 feet away from me.
Out stumbles a fat, middle aged, white-haired, surly looking Neanderthal of a man in khaki shorts and threadbare collared shirt who slowly ambles toward the front door with a vacant expression on his face. Pay no attention to the fact that you took up 3 of the lot's 6 parking spots with your gas-guzzling beast, you lazy thoughtless turd. I'm sure the handicapped person who might have needed that spot won't mind parking in the lot across the damned street. Just a thought—less KFC in your diet might mean less belly for you to have to cart around in your penis-compensating ride. Seriously start considering salads you fat bastard.
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Ron Mexico - Herpes Covered Choad This is a Choad of legendary proportions. This monumental AIDS-infested cum-stain of a person thought that pitting 'man's best friend' against each other in death matches was a hobby entertaining enou... |
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Bowflex Choad This choad was either verbally abused as a child or has a small penis because he has spent his life trying to build muscle in his upper body but always seems to forget to work out his legs. The resul... |
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"When I grow up, I wanna be Justin Timberlake!" He's so generic it's laughable: Hey, look at me! I've got pictures of me holding a bottle of grey goose in the middle of some half empty club on a tuesday night! I've got a smokin hot chick in the ... |
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Cat Turd Nugent A lifetime member of The National Rifle Association (NRA) who lives with his family in Waco, Texas. |
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