SH!T LIST

Why is this fat chick wearing that shirt? Who the hell does she think she is? Jonah Hill? Nice man-boobs choad.

Direct quote from luke b himself:
"Me, being bad ass with my new due, checking out the hot babes checking me out."

Link: http://luke_b.nomadlife.org/

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Hail there fair dwarven maiden! Oh how thine bosom heaves like a bound ogre! Howeth may I service thee? Wouldeth thoueth liketh a rideth on my little goblin? Nay ye say? Shall I take ye for a tumble in my dragons nest? Nay ye say? Savor ye a little sip of my 'Potion of Beguiling'? Nay? Begone with thee! I can wrestle my little soldier solo, far far quicker than some overflowing harlot!

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfif5DiGMYc

Between the camel foot, the matching pants and mandels (not to mention the matching plastic bag) and that five-head... this guy is some sort of choad apparation. I'm just sayin, this guy is supernatural. Somebody call John Edwards.

Link: http://www.johnedward.net/JOHN_EDWARD_2008/thoughts.htm

Always trying to be a trendsetter, he's finally gone too far. Time to hang up the microphone.

What the hell was she thinking? Letting her gorilla wear a headband like that will get PETA after you. If his eyes were set any deeper you'd see the person behind him. I didn't think seven year olds were allowed in bars, must be somewhere in Kentucky.

Michael "I am all that is plastic" Jackson is at it again with these ginormous breastesses. The question still remains, "Is Michael even alive?" See what the onion has to say...

Link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

Elmer Pudd has committed his life to rock and roll and spreading the good word of Satan. With more accessories than your average vacuum cleaner, this guy takes longer to get ready than a one armed drag queen. Love the tye-dye Olympic shirt, choad. The funniest part is… He’s a Republican.

Link: http://www.myspace.com/SnakeMannn

I believe this is some kind of live action role playing game (LARP) were old dudes dress like post-apocalyptic Australians and ride around on children's bicycles. They yell: "2 men enter! 2 men leave!" but they use the word "men" loosely.

Fool Moe Dee shows off his smoove mooves to all the fine ladies. Smell L. Cool J. jiggles fo' da honies Vanilla Lice displayz hiz skillz

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You thought a pink popped collar was the choadiest thing you could do? Check out the FOUR popped collars on this pubescent bastard off-spring of Tom Cruise and Herman Munster.

It's all about the saucer nipples and sharpie tats

Hi, My names Charlie and I like backpacking, scuba diving, standing outside of peoples windows and volunteering down at the childrens hospital.

I'm looking for a woman with a lot of arm hair... and one who knows how to take a punch.

Call me! I'll mistreat you right!

I am pretty sure this (not so) super hero is wearing a Bacon Tie, but is that a tan-line or a mask?

Link: http://nomercyvideo.com/AgainstMeMusicVideo.htm

Put your shirt down, no one wants to see your abs, stop flicking off the camera, and stop hanging out at 21 year old bars, your almost 30. Youre Ed Hardy, DC, bandana, Oh, and holding up that Grey Goose bottle does not make you cool.

Link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=21637442

These guys are smooth.

"I was hanging out at this Phish show and noticed this green bullfrog with dreads wearing some sandals and sunglasses. I was like ‘Dude! Those are some badass dreads!’ and he was like ‘Ya bra… Do you have any ganja mon?’ and I was like ‘Whoa! You can talk, sweet!’ and we sparked up this massive fatty while listening to Trey Anastasio bust some serious jams. It was so cool man… Then I woke up and my mom was yelling at me to take out the trash."

There's nothing like drinking and driving! Hey, idiot, Jamie Kennedy called... He wants his ugly back.

Momma always warned that your face would get stuck like that.

Link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/quikbeam/1436508144/

No really.