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Dumb alien that was trying to just visit our big blue planet gets caught. Boo hoo....
Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to my buddy Josh. He is what I would call a "Bro Choad", Meaning I'm friends with him but he's a Choad. My purpose in doing this is because its my duty, as his friend, to expose him for what he really is. This type of Choad is created from repeated acts of greediness, absentmindedness, unnecessary competitiveness, off the wall self imaginary, and losing contact with close friends because he/she is a million miles away and is too "BUSY" to pick up the phone or send an email. Now what makes this type of Choad so special is its ability to "CHOADIFY" people around him/her by exposing them to repeated acts of the above mentioned behavior. Be careful when your around these individuals because they CAN infect you with the Choad virus. Transmission and transformation are very discreet therefore meaning that by the time you realize your infected, your already a Choad. Another special quality unique to this type of Choad is, the ability to justify their "Choady" behavior so that it makes them look like any normal human being. So dont be fooled and call them out on their behavior right away and do not back-peddle on what you say. This seems to be the most effective method in both treatment and curing of the "Bro Choad". So with that being said I say to you..."Yo dude, don't be a Choad"
Yes, this is him in front of a pawn store with a guitar he paid $15,000 for from Dave Mustaine from Megadeth, put two in two together guys, there went the guitar into that pawn store. This punkass has been known to say he would rather hold one of his guitars than his daughter or any othe loved one. This megalochoad has claimed to be in bands he was not in so many times that he believed himself. This choad was caught sucking another guy off on the floor of his condo. This choad thinks he is gods gift to women, and considers the song "You Got Lucky" to be the anthem sung to every EX girlfriend. Yes, Sir Sonny Fitzgerald, has posted a plethora of photos of women he paid to take pictures with him on his Myspace claiming he has screwed them. And last, but not least this choad has never worked a day in his life in his whole 39 years of existance and believes everyone owes him everything. Take a bow!
Complete and utter choad, bed wetter, undecended testicle and stalker of elderly
See this Conservative behavior on Twitter All the time now Seriously thinking on quitting Twitter
I like long walks on the beach, Speedos, ritualistic torture, high powered projectiles, bladed weapons and guitar hero.
Link: http://www.match.com
Why is this fat chick wearing that shirt? Who the hell does she think she is? Jonah Hill? Nice man-boobs choad.
Direct quote from luke b himself:
"Me, being bad ass with my new due, checking out the hot babes checking me out."
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Hail there fair dwarven maiden! Oh how thine bosom heaves like a bound ogre! Howeth may I service thee? Wouldeth thoueth liketh a rideth on my little goblin? Nay ye say? Shall I take ye for a tumble in my dragons nest? Nay ye say? Savor ye a little sip of my 'Potion of Beguiling'? Nay? Begone with thee! I can wrestle my little soldier solo, far far quicker than some overflowing harlot!
Between the camel foot, the matching pants and mandels (not to mention the matching plastic bag) and that five-head... this guy is some sort of choad apparation. I'm just sayin, this guy is supernatural. Somebody call John Edwards.
Link: http://www.johnedward.net/JOHN_EDWARD_2008/thoughts.htm
Always trying to be a trendsetter, he's finally gone too far. Time to hang up the microphone.
Michael "I am all that is plastic" Jackson is at it again with these ginormous breastesses. The question still remains, "Is Michael even alive?" See what the onion has to say...
Elmer Pudd has committed his life to rock and roll and spreading the good word of Satan. With more accessories than your average vacuum cleaner, this guy takes longer to get ready than a one armed drag queen. Love the tye-dye Olympic shirt, choad. The funniest part is… He’s a Republican.
What the hell was she thinking? Letting her gorilla wear a headband like that will get PETA after you. If his eyes were set any deeper you'd see the person behind him. I didn't think seven year olds were allowed in bars, must be somewhere in Kentucky.
There's nothing like drinking and driving! Hey, idiot, Jamie Kennedy called... He wants his ugly back.
I believe this is some kind of live action role playing game (LARP) were old dudes dress like post-apocalyptic Australians and ride around on children's bicycles. They yell: "2 men enter! 2 men leave!" but they use the word "men" loosely.
Fool Moe Dee shows off his smoove mooves to all the fine ladies. Smell L. Cool J. jiggles fo' da honies Vanilla Lice displayz hiz skillz
"I was hanging out at this Phish show and noticed this green bullfrog with dreads wearing some sandals and sunglasses. I was like ‘Dude! Those are some badass dreads!’ and he was like ‘Ya bra… Do you have any ganja mon?’ and I was like ‘Whoa! You can talk, sweet!’ and we sparked up this massive fatty while listening to Trey Anastasio bust some serious jams. It was so cool man…
Put your shirt down, no one wants to see your abs, stop flicking off the camera, and stop hanging out at 21 year old bars, your almost 30. Youre Ed Hardy, DC, bandana, Oh, and holding up that Grey Goose bottle does not make you cool.
Link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=21637442
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You thought a pink popped collar was the choadiest thing you could do? Check out the FOUR popped collars on this pubescent bastard off-spring of Tom Cruise and Herman Munster.
fond of small dogs, especially Yorkies. Forced to leave SOCAL area abruptly after Animal Control confiscated his pet. DO NOT LET THIS MAN WALK YOUR DOG!!!!!!!
I am pretty sure this (not so) super hero is wearing a Bacon Tie, but is that a tan-line or a mask?
This otherwise sweet guy happens to be a closet fibber. Watch out for him, ladies. He's kind hearted underneath but he LIES, LIES, LIES. Oh, and he still lives with his parents.
Momma always warned that your face would get stuck like that.
No really.
Hi, My names Charlie and I like backpacking, scuba diving, standing outside of peoples windows and volunteering down at the childrens hospital.
I'm looking for a woman with a lot of arm hair... and one who knows how to take a punch.
Call me! I'll mistreat you right!
It's all about the saucer nipples and sharpie tats
These guys are smooth.