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Straight from the runways of Milan, we're proud to reveal the 2008 line of Choad Wear. Be the first in your neighborhood to sport this stunning line of apparel available only at the Choad Network. We have everything you need for that special Choad, Choadette or little Choadling. For every shirt that you buy, you help feed one of our staff for another day.

Seriously though, our line of clothing really is made with high quality fabrics and state of the art custom digital printing technology that's guaranteed not to come apart in the wash. If you don't find a color combination or design you like, let us know and we'll design one just for you, we're that cool.

Mens

	College Choad Ringer T-Shirt This extreme-quality ringer tee exudes sophistication far beyond that of a "normal" t-shirt. Wearing this little fashion nugget will drive the ladies wild and show that you know how to roll like a pimp on his day off.

	College Choad T-Shirt Gimme a C-H-O-A-D! What's that spell? CHOAD! What's that spell? CHOAD! This high-quality gym class gray tee is the perfect item for your favorite "Jock Choad". Wearing this shirt will keep you from being stuffed in a locker with a jock strap on your head.

	College Choad Sleeveless T-Shirt Have you got your tickets to the "Gun Show"? This sleeveless little gem is an absolute must for simultaneously showing off those wicked pythons you've been working on AND that cool tribal tattoo.

	College Choad Baseball Jersey Hey batter batter swing! This shirt and a sixer of Pabst make the perfect day at the park even perfecter. Show your choad pride and keep the 1970's "Bad News Bears" baseball jersey alive.

	Choady T-Shirt Blame all of your indiscretions on our little chubby friend... Choady. Sleep with your girlfriends mom? Choady made you do it. Wake up one morning in bed with a one-eyed quadriplegic transvestite named Carl? Choady made you do it.

	College Choad BBQ Apron What better gift for the Choad BBQ aficionado than a custom college choad apron. Should we have printed it upside down so he'll never forget?

Womens

	Choad Bait Women's Fitted Cap Sleeve Tee Nothing says "Classy Broad" like a Choad Bait cap sleeve tee. This shirt and a nice pair of twins will have the choads flocking to you like Robert Downey Jr. to a plate of blow.

	Choad Bait Women's Fitted Ultra-Fine Jersey Tee There is not a ladies t-shirt on the planet that even comes close to the quality and comfort of the Choad Bait women's fitted ultra-fine jersey tee. Best of all, this shirt has NOTHING to do with the armpit of the Northeast, New Jersey.

	Choad Bait Women's Fitted Ringer Tee This little scorcher will drive the choads to self-abuse. It's a fact that you're 100% hotter when wearing one of these body hugging ringer tees. This product comes with an sweet guarantee, if she doesn't like it... we'll come watch her take it off.

	Choad Bait Women's Fitted Spaghetti Strap Tank She'll thank you in ways we like to imagine when you give her this amazing little melon hugger. You won't find another spaghetti strap tank on the planet like this one. Best of all, each sale goes to helping keep local choads off the mean streets.

	Choad Bait Women's Fitted Tank Top Nothing says "I Love You" like this hot little Choad Bait boob wrangler. Give her one of these "better than diamonds" fitted tank tops and you won't have to mutter those scary three words for another month, guaranteed!

	Choady Kids T-Shirt Everyone loves to see kid's dressed in shirts they truly don't understand. Grab one of these super-quality kid's tees for that special little bully or for that little choadling in training.